fried rabbit ears

“I want The Times to note that I used ‘Ms. Wiig’ the entire time; I never called her by her first name,” she added, lying.

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“I would like to send Kristen Wiig a shiny new captain’s hat because she’s taking over the captain’s position.”

Describe that lady-comedy crown, please. “It would be really stiff and high,” Ms. Poehler said, “and when you tipped it over, birds would fly out of it, like squawking pigeons, and then you could bite into it, and it would be marzipan.”